Posted 26 minutes ago
Posted 27 minutes ago
agentbrompton:

pantheraj:

laughterkey:

adulthoodisokay:

fastcompany:

"It’s not dead. It’s resting."
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That is an ex-parrot.

He has ceased to be.

"He’s just pining for the fjords!"

"The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin’ on it’s back!"

agentbrompton:

pantheraj:

laughterkey:

adulthoodisokay:

fastcompany:

"It’s not dead. It’s resting."

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That is an ex-parrot.

He has ceased to be.

"He’s just pining for the fjords!"

"The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin’ on it’s back!"

Posted 27 minutes ago
john drinkin' red koolaid accidentally in front of karkat
thisismytumblrness asked

roachpatrol:

phrux:

sstangarang:

accurate karkat characterization gives me life

you goddamn fruit cup

poetry

Posted 28 minutes ago
kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

Posted 33 minutes ago

sugoi-rudeboi:

fucking unstoppable

(Source: gh057f4c3)

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thatdumbkidpipes:

gordon ramsay’s confused face is the cutest thing on earth

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look at him

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hes like a little baby boy

(Source: iwarnedyouskank)

Posted 38 minutes ago

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

Posted 46 minutes ago

yamino:

serenity-in-a-fantasy:

I loved this part

Too gay for this shit